But Where Will We Send the Checks?

A screen capture showing that Congress’ website is broken.
Courtesy of downforeveryoneorjustme.com

It would appear that almost all Americans are going to get a check from the government for $1,200. People get less if they earn over a predetermined limit, people get $500 per qualifying child … look, there are stipulations!

I’d point you to the source so you could investigate all the details firsthand but apparently Congress’ website is down.¹ I’m positive that’s not as ominous as it sounds.²